It's that time of year again! We take that sweet jolly old man meant to make children behave and turn him into the season's perv and use him as an excuse for adults to be naughty. However it isn't just Old St. Nick that takes the walk to the wild side but snowmen, reindeer, candy canes and all of the innocent holiday cheer is subject to some quick witted seasonal humor.
Here at Lotions Potions & Vibes we have caved to the latest trends and offer these delightful items to tickle your funny bone among other bones this Christmas season. Spread good cheer and use them as intended or give them as a gift to your loved ones or not so loved ones. These are just a few.....
You can't just warm your torso but also remember to find a fuzzy sock for your gifted cock! The perfect candy cane to lick when it's cold of course!
Here at Lotions Potions & Vibes we have caved to the latest trends and offer these delightful items to tickle your funny bone among other bones this Christmas season. Spread good cheer and use them as intended or give them as a gift to your loved ones or not so loved ones. These are just a few.....
Who doesn't enjoy those holiday sweaters every year? All decked out in red and green with maybe some white snow appearing here and there. We love our version even more than the traditional Christmas sweater. We hope you agree!
You can't just warm your torso but also remember to find a fuzzy sock for your gifted cock! The perfect candy cane to lick when it's cold of course!
Let's not forget the ladies and let them play a little jingle while having their bell rung with a Jingle Bells Panty and Pasty Set!
Wrap up your perfect gift in a naughty Santa gift bag. After all he sees you when your sleeping and when you are doing all those really naughty things with what's in the bag.
Don't all the best presents seem to have bows on them every year! Be sure to wrap your gift and place it under the tree where he can find it!
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