Thursday, May 16, 2013

Have you experienced Schweedy balls?

     You have been dating this girl for weeks.  She is incredibly hot and always send you home with the worst case of blue balls.  Not tonight though.  Its the night.  She has been hinting around for days you get to slide into home plate, tiger.  You being the suave gentleman that you are, pick her up from her place and head off to enjoy a quiet romantic dinner for two as you watch the sunset.  The night is perfect, you tell a joke, she laughs and throws back those amazing locks of hair.  You decided the moment is right and you go in to hold her close.  Caressing her ever so softly you make your move to kiss her.  She decides to take things to a whole different level aggressively kissing you back and pushing herself up against you.  Next thing you know she ripping off your clothes as fast as she can, stripping you down to your skivvies.  Suddenly it hits you.  Its summer and you have that oh not so fresh feeling in the region you see her about to place that gorgeous head of hers.  Before you can say a word she gives you that awful look.  You know she noticed your great set of bat wings going on and a slimy mess including a pugnant odor.  The mood is now ruined and suddenly she is really tired and has to “work early in the morning”.  You are left with nothing else to do but hang your head and escort her home in shame and embarrassment.  

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