Turning that Sweet Jolly St. Nick into the Old Perv of the Season

It's that time of year again!  We take that sweet jolly old man meant to make children behave and turn him into the season's perv and use him as an excuse for adults to be naughty.  However it isn't just Old St. Nick that takes the walk to the wild side but snowmen, reindeer, candy canes and all of the innocent holiday cheer is subject to some quick witted seasonal humor.

Here at Lotions Potions & Vibes we have caved to the latest trends and offer these delightful items to tickle your funny bone among other bones this Christmas season.  Spread good cheer and use them as intended or give them as a gift to your loved ones or not so loved ones.  These are just a few.....

Who doesn't enjoy those holiday sweaters every year?  All decked out in red and green with maybe some white snow appearing here and there.  We love our version even more than the traditional Christmas sweater.  We hope you agree!  

You can't just warm your torso but also remember to find a fuzzy sock for your gifted cock!  The perfect candy cane to lick when it's cold of course!   

Let's not forget the ladies and let them play a little jingle while having their bell rung with a Jingle Bells Panty and Pasty Set!

Wrap up your perfect gift in a naughty Santa gift bag.  After all he sees you when your sleeping and when you are doing all those really naughty things with what's in the bag.

Don't all the best presents seem to have bows on them every year!  Be sure to wrap your gift and place it under the tree where he can find it!

Visit our online adult store now to find more items like these today!      

Common Household Products used as Adult Novelties & Toys

     Let’s take a look at some of the products available on the market in the adult novelty world and do a little searching for what is already around us in a common household that may serve the same purpose.  For example novelty manufactures have taken notice of the images and innuendos of couples getting a little kinky with their favorite pie toppings like whip cream and created many body toppings specific for these adventurous lovers.  Different from the toppings you pick up at your local grocer they have engineered edibles offering the same flavors and textures with an added advantage of water soluble ingredients to avoid staining of fabrics and body parts.  Available products include whipped toppings, body paints, flavored body dusts, and flavored lotions and creams.  Many but not all of your creams have an added benefit of a slight numbing agent to aid in the performance of oral sex.  With less of a gag reflex your lover can concentrate on the task at hand instead of their own body’s natural reactions.

 

     The body, especially sensitive areas, can gain a heighten arousal by adding stimulation with temperature selection.  Many have discovered household items like sucking on an ice cube or a popsicle, to cool the mouth before performing oral sex.  This will also aid in the numbing of the throat stunting the gag reflex.  Another product available in your medicine cabinet to prevent the gag reflex is oragel or any other tooth numbing gel.  Just place a small amount on your finger and put it at the back of your throat and surrunding areas.  Brushing your teeth with a minty toothpaste, mouthwash, or sucking on a cool mint will also bring a pleasurable chill to the senses.  The reverse would be to gargle with a warm liquid or suck on a fire hot candy.  Pop Rocks, another popular candy in the past has been known to give a snapping, crackling sensation to both partners while performing

oral sex when the candy is left in the mouth.  While these sensation feel amazing to your lover, it is short lived as the body quickly returns to a normal state.  The adult industry has developed sexual stimulants and enhancers dedicated to giving both men and women added temperature stimulation and that same snap, crackle sensation, thereby targeting nerve endings in intimate areas.  This includes warming lotions, cooling creams, oral pleasure mints, massage oils, and stimulating lubricants.  The advantage to choosing an adult novelty verses your household items are longer lasting effects and higher intensity.  Many of these products include numbing agents that aid in preventing the gag reflex, stimulants that heighten pleasure, and flavors that tempt the taste buds.  Also available in sugar-free, non-sticky and water soluble formulas.

 

    Wearing extra tight clothing can also stimulate the body by naturally rubbing against nerve endings while slowly reaching an intense arousal.  Sitting upon or against a noisy older clothing washer can give an added spin to any afternoon delight by sending vibrations through the body.  Age old back massagers can be used to target nerve endings in different body parts sending you into a blissful state.  Detachable shower heads with varying water pressure can easily allow anyone to be dirty while getting clean by stimulating erogenous zones with or without a partner.  The sex toy manufactures have designed many products to give more accurate mechanical stimulation than the above household tools.  Including  vibrators, personal massagers, and sexual props or furniture. 

     Sensual lovers can also enjoy intimate touch with make-up or artist brushes lightly gliding over the body. The same concept can be used with any feather
hair accessory or even using your lover’s pony tail.  A belt or scarf can be used as a restraint holding your lover in place while you are in complete control.  A scarf can also be used to place as a blindfold, making sure your partner can not see you but feel every touch heightening excitement.  Toy developers have created blindfolds, restraints, and a variety of intimate touching tools for lovers to bring into sexual play.  Unlike the household items they are specifically engineered for comfort, safety, and durability.  Many are developed with basic features and progress up to a more advance level.

     While many are content with household items which can be a great start to a more adventurous love life, toy manufactures have answered the call to provide even more options.  Whether you are new to love or a veteran in your relationship there is sure to be something to try.  You can find any one of the adult novelties and sex toys mentioned at your Lotions Potions & Vibes online store. 

How to use Silicone Kegal Balls

     Approved by E. L. James and inspired by the infamous Fifty Shades of Grey novels these Delicious Pleasure Silicone Balls will help you to experience and relive the pleasure Ana felt with Christian.  Select a water-based lubricant and antibacterial adult toy cleaner of your choice to accompany your plaything.  First clean your pleasure balls and inspect them especially after multiple uses for any hard play damage, like nicks or cuts.  Once your toy is clean, apply your lube directly onto the smooth silicone spheres.  You may also place some lubricant in the vaginal area if you need some added wetness. 

     Slowly insert each contoured ball one at a time into the vaginal opening.  You may need to work your way up to inserting both pleasure balls but be sure to leave the retrieval cord where you can easily grab it for removal when playtime is over.  Once your toy is inserted enjoy them with solo play or with a partner. 

     Using the strong, secure retrieval cord pull the balls in and out for some tantalizing foreplay.  Or rock back and forth allowing these lightly weighted balls to jiggle with even the slightest movement creating a sensual massage on your g-spot until you climax.  You could also wear these balls combined with clitoral play and oral stimulation which will enhance arousal making it possible to achieve a possible dual orgasm experience.  Become Ana and let your lover be Christian, allowing him to insert your toy and proceed to spank you, not for punishment but for pleasure shifting the object over your pleasure zones. 

     Don’t let the fun fool you.  These lightly weighted free-roaming weights will expertly tone and tighten your pelvic floor muscles, leading to greater control during sex and more intense orgasms.  Like other kegal balls this gratifying workout will help to delay natural deterioration of aging and aid in avoiding incontinence which often occurs in the golden years.  So enjoy your exercises of these muscles even more and wear them during every day activities.  Just for health reasons of course. You will enjoy the benefits of the Silicone Pleasure Balls during and after wear.  Remember the key features of your Fifty Shades of Grey Delicious Pleasure Silicone Balls are the skin-safe super-smooth silicone cover material and they are weighted for beginners and intermediate users.  They are also contoured for easy insertion and include a strong, secure retrieval cord.  The best feature is the added branded Fifty Shades storage bag to keep your toy neat and tidy when not in use.

Find this and all your favorite Fifty Shades of Grey Products now available at

Lotions Potions & Vibes online adult novelty and sex toy store.

Have you experienced Schweedy balls?

     You have been dating this girl for weeks.  She is incredibly hot and always send you home with the worst case of blue balls.  Not tonight though.  Its the night.  She has been hinting around for days you get to slide into home plate, tiger.  You being the suave gentleman that you are, pick her up from her place and head off to enjoy a quiet romantic dinner for two as you watch the sunset.  The night is perfect, you tell a joke, she laughs and throws back those amazing locks of hair.  You decided the moment is right and you go in to hold her close.  Caressing her ever so softly you make your move to kiss her.  She decides to take things to a whole different level aggressively kissing you back and pushing herself up against you.  Next thing you know she ripping off your clothes as fast as she can, stripping you down to your skivvies.  Suddenly it hits you.  Its summer and you have that oh not so fresh feeling in the region you see her about to place that gorgeous head of hers.  Before you can say a word she gives you that awful look.  You know she noticed your great set of bat wings going on and a slimy mess including a pugnant odor.  The mood is now ruined and suddenly she is really tired and has to “work early in the morning”.  You are left with nothing else to do but hang your head and escort her home in shame and embarrassment.  

     Fellas don’t let this happen to you again.  Try FreshBalls® a natural product which keeps your nether region fresh and dry, solving perspiration problems.  This easily applied lotion contains Oatmeal as an anti-irritant and Tea Tree Oil as an anti-bacterial.  Incredibly it is is Aluminum Free, Paraben Free, and Talc Free.  Place a small amount of Fresh Balls® to the palm of your hand, apply to your scrotum and inner thigh.  It dries quickly leaving no clumping residue on your skin or clothing.  Use as often as needed and be sure to add it to your everyday grooming regimen.   Order today at a limited time introductory offer and say good-bye to the uncomfortable feelings of being sweaty, sticky, and chafing in the groin area and hello to Fresh Balls®.

     Also available for women who suffer from perspiration and chafing under the breasts and in the cleavage area is Fresh Breasts®.

 

Get the Latest, Greatest Adult Products at 40% off

     Who doesn’t like to have the latest, greatest model or product on the market?  Let’s face it usually in order to do so you have to make the big bucks and pay the big bucks.  We disagree at Lotions Potions & Vibes Online Adult Novelties & Sex Toys.  We want you to have all the newest items and try them first before even your neighbors.  We pledge to make the newest things affordable to avoid breaking the bank.  

     So what does that mean?  That means each month we add new items to our online store and offer them at an introductory rate.  Ya right… introductory rate, high market up then discounted right?  No, we are offering your novelties at 40% off regular pricing.  Regular pricing that is evenly matched with our competitors.  Ok so what is the catch, you ask?  Nothing.  Simply enjoy your sex toy or novelty.  No forms to fill out, no club to join, and no limit on the amount of newer items you can order.  You will enjoy candles, lingerie, sexual enhancers, vibrators, bachelorette items, and so much more at a low, cheap price. 

     Why would we do this for our customers?  Why wouldn’t we?  Lotions Potions & Vibes enjoys sharing products that promote connections and intimacy with loved ones and one’s self.  We encourage exploration and growth, especially sexual growth.  So in order to aid in our customer’s needs we are taking the opportunity to offer our newest arrivals in the industry to our faithful loyal customers and anyone who would like to be added.  It is like having the perks of a family member who works at the company, who can get you all the inside deals.  

     Keep in mind these products will only be offered at a low introductory rate for a limited period of time.  We will then offer them at that original price and add newer available adult products.  So be sure to order when you see something that you find interesting to try.  Start shopping now and be the first to enjoy what Lotions Potions & Vibes has to offer!  

The Time Has arrived! What You Need to Know About Anal Play!

 

    The time has arrived!  Your significant other has asked again if you would give anal sex a try.  Or maybe you are just a little curious yourself about the pleasure others have described with this type of intimate play.  There are a few things you should be aware of before you experiment and get behind this idea. 

 

     First it is perfectly natural to be curious about the human body and all of its many functions.  The internal anal muscles contract involuntarily in order to remove waste from the body.  The external anal muscles, the anus, is a made of voluntary muscles so that one may control defecation.  This is very important to understand when you are thinking in terms of this type of sexual play.  Here is why.  If you attempt to insert an object into the anus quickly because those internal muscles are involuntary they immediately respond to secrete the object outward.  This can cause discomfort or extreme pain for some, especially those who are a virgin to anal sex.  Another key factor is the twists and turns of the body inside.  It is possible to tear an individual if something is inserted carelessly.  This becomes even more harmful because here is where a majority of the body’s bacteria is found.  Infection is at its highest risk in this area.  Never insert anything into the rectum and then insert it into another opening.  For added precaution use separate toys for anal than you do for vaginal or oral encounters. 

 

     Like other muscles in the body you need to carefully stretch the anal walls slowly before and during insertion of any anal toys or male member.  It is best for curious beginners to start with a sterile finger, small tapered anal plug, beads, or probe.  Make sure to clean the desired object thoroughly with an anti-bacterial soap or toy cleaner.  You may even place a condom on the object for an added safety precaution.  Apply one of your favorite lubricants to the adult toy or finger generously.  You want to select a thicker longer lasting lubricant.  Some lubes are designed specifically for anal play or silicone lubricants are known to be thicker and longer lasting.  Be warned, if you are using a sex toy be sure it is compatible with your lubricant.  Some materials break down when you use a silicone lube.  Also be sure, you, yourself are compatible with the lubricant of choice.  If you are unsure apply a small amount in a testing area to observe a reaction.  Also available are anal desensitizers to aid in numbing the anus and anal walls.  Like the lubricant be sure to test for allergies.  Do not apply desensitizer to your toy or object being inserted.  Instead place a small amount on the outer edged of the anus and just a little inside at the opening.  Do not use a large amount.  You want to be able to feel some sensation to the area.  If you are completely numb you will not be aware if you are pushing yourself too much and you are more likely to hurt yourself. 

 

     Once you are comfortable with you selection of lubricants and its application, slowly insert the object, stopping if necessary.  You can slide it in and out as you explore your body’s reaction.  You will feel some discomfort at first, if it becomes too much, stop and try another time.  Listen to your body.  Apply more lubricant as needed at any time.  As you insert the object more and more, try moving it around a bit stretching those muscles.  Work up to the pleasure you desire by inserting the object further and faster.  Always remember to stop if you feel pain or extreme discomfort.  Apply these same tips when engaging with a partner and inserting a penis for anal sex. 

 

     Other than selecting the lubricant for you and the possible anal desensitizing creams it can be confusing as to which anal adult toy is right for you.  Butt plugs are an option for beginners and for the experienced.  Many are tapered from the top and gradually get larger as you reach the bottom.  Some have different shapes or bubbles for added stimulation.  Each have what is known as a flange at the base.  These act like a stopper and the flange should not be inserted into the anal cavity.  Anal Probes are similar to butt plugs but are usually a more slender version to the plugs.  Anal beads are also a common choice for anal play.  They allow the body to have added stimulation and usually are tapered in sizes of beads as inserted.  Something to look at when selecting your beads; what holds the beads together.  With many materials on the market, it is recommended you avoid beads held together with a harder plastic material.  They have been known to break easily and this material is common in many of your cheaper beads.  Not all but many beads have a retrieval ring attached at the end.  Do not insert this ring into the body.  It is designed as a safety precaution to pull the beads out of the body especially when lubricants can make your toy extremely slippery and hard to grasp.  You should never insert an object completely into the anal cavity.  Because of the strong involuntary muscles it is possible for the body to pull the object farther upward making retrieval difficult and may require medical attention in extreme cases. 

 

     All of these anal toys are available at Lotions Potions & Vibes online adult novelty and sex toy store in vibrating or non-vibrating designs and vary in colors, sizes, designs, materials, and prices.  Anal play can be overwhelming to the novice and exciting.  Beginners should select toys that are smaller and smoother and work up to larger, textured toys.  Although taboo, anal sex provides a different sensation with all the unique nerves in this area of the body and many find great pleasure in this type of play.  Like other parts of the body, over exerting these muscles can cause damage and has been known to be a contributing factor in incontinence when aging.  It is not for everyone and should be practiced with extreme caution.  Be sure to always inspect your toys before and after each use to prevent bacterial growth.  Store them in the proper places avoiding outside exposure to bacteria.  Most importantly remember to explore safely with this information in mind and enjoy what so many already are enjoying alone and with a partner.

What Guy Doesn't Love Remote Controls?

Tiger Remote Control Wireless Vibrating Panties

A lot of couples seek out ways to spice up their sex life. There are plenty of products on the market, though a lot of sex toys are uninteresting. Luckily, there are new toys on the marketplace that are more appealing than the old toys. One of the most intriguing gifts a man can get his girlfriend is a pair of wireless vibrating panties.



To use this toy is easy; a woman would wear the underwear around the bedroom or the house. Then, the man can use the remote control to give his girlfriend pleasure. The nice thing about this toy is the range; a man can be in a different room or even outside and can still control the pleasure of his girlfriend. Many women love for a man to have control and will gladly wear the panties. One of the sexiest things about vibrating panties is the control factor. With the remote control usually being small, a lover can control his loved one's pleasure discretely.



Not only can a man control his girlfriend’s pleasure, a woman can feel sexy wearing a pair of wireless vibrating panties.  With most sex toys, it is difficult for a woman to feel sexy as toys often go over the top. With vibrating underwear, a woman can feel sexy and confident simultaneously.


Some sex toys are hard to clean, and are not always hygienic. With wireless remote controlled panties, a couple does not have to worry about having dirty toys. The removable vibrating bullet and hand held controller can easily be cleaned with any anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner.  The panty is easy to wash and can be thrown in with a regular laundry load.  Not only that, because of their construction, vibrating underwear will last a long time and a couple can enjoy the product for years.



While a lot of people may scoff at this product, the reality is, it works. With wireless vibrating panties, a couple can spruce up their sex life, and both partners can immensely enjoy this as a game. While some sex toys do not work as intended, most people who buy wireless panties will recommend the product to friends. In the end, sex toys are all about fun, and vibrating underwear is fun for both a man and a woman. Simply put, vibrating panties are an excellent investment for a couple looking to spice up their relationship.  Choose from a variety of sizes and styles at Lotions Potions & Vibes.